Thursday, June 29, 2006
OOH I FOUND A NEW HOT PLAYER FROM SWEEEDEN.(: land of the meatball.hahahaha.
ALEXANDERSSON NICLASno. 7 midfielder
HELLO OOHLALA.he looks like bradpittttt.but a hotter more rugged one.andhe probably has a better bod.(:
watching the repeat of germany vs sweden again. i love this match. and i think klose should be added to my list too. he has this
charming face. like square jaw and deep set eyes. oh gosh.
MIROSLAV KLOSEno. 11 forward
he looks goood. and he has SKILLS. most goals scored in the tournament so far. (:
two little boys just got caught on camera and started waving. so cute. there's another swede guy that looks like the oldest brother from malcom in the middle. except he looks bigger. quite good looking i guess. hmm. he looks fat.HAHA. but he has the super pretty blue eyes.
OLOF MELLBERGno. 3 defender
the fifa world cup website is like my favourite website now. I SEE LJUNGBERG ON SCREEN. (:
and now I SEE LAHM.(: oooh i see ljungberg again! and he's like fighting side along side with friedrich!yay how nice. hot players together.((: ballack shoots but didnt score. he screams. aw man.
OMFG I FOUND A PICTURE OF FRIEDRICH KISSING SOME GUY!TOLD YOU FOOTBALL MAKES GUYS GAY! OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH.
http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/004/497/hertha_N.jpg and im staring at him again.(:
omg ljungberg's like injured i think. they keep saying he's fouled. whatever that means. AND IM LIKE SEARCHING LJUNGBERG NOW AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF A STREAKER HUGGING HIM! LIKE STARK NAKED STREAKER HUGGING LJUNGBERG! WTH.obsceeeene.
TOHSJFC.(:
oh you fill my world with colours;
3:56 AM
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
I AM MRS PHILIPP LAHM. HELLO HOW DO YOU DO?(((:FRIDAY'S MATCH:GERMANY WILL CRUSH ARGENTINA.
GOODBYE ARGENTINA. HELLO GERMANY!(:
joleney and sharan and shooyin are coming over to watch the match on friday.SLEEPOVER YAY!(:
TOHSJFCThe Official Hot Soccer Jocks Fan ClubYEOSHUYIN aka MRSTHEOWALCOTT- PRESIDENT.(:
SHARANMINHAS aka MRSCRISTIANORONALDO- VICE PRESIDENT.(:
MAGDALENEONG aka MRSPHILIPPLAHM- VICE PRESIDENT.(:
who else wants to join?((:
MDM AZIZAN DECLARED THAT GERMANY AND BRAZIL WILL BE IN THE FINALS DURING ENGLISH TODAY. (: WHILE I STARED AT FREDDIE LJUNGBERG'S PERFECTLY TONED SIX-PACK IN JUST A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS.(: OR CRISTIANO RONALDO'S LEAN MEAN MUSCLE MACHINE SHIRTLESSSSSSS RUNNING AROUND THE PITCH. ((:
life can be so sweet at times.(:and i've decided that its much more interesting to study the
ahem CONTOURS AND SHAPES of a footballer's bod.(: what a lovely hobby yay. and kimbo has declared that im a germ and sharan a port. cuz i support GERM-any and sha supports PORT-ugal. hahaha. wth. (:
oh you fill my world with colours;
7:17 AM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
OH YES. tag replies. ooops.
sarah barah: since i was watching it already, i might as well have finished watching it right!pffft.HOMER'S MY DADDY TOO.HAHAHA. AND BART'S MY BROTHER. AND OPRAH'S YOUR MUM.(: i wonder how oprah will handle such a shall we say "dysfunctional" dad.HAHAHA!
broc: tequila is some kind of liquor if im not wrong. hmmm. havent replied your letter.:D LOVE!
dilettante: how long are your hols? school just started. pffft. hope you did well for your papers! i think being bored during the hols is like better than rushing to finish every single project. rahh. or you could come over anytime yeah!(:
kim: OH GOODY WHERE IS IT?(:
sha: YOU HORRIBLE LAH. I MISSED YOU TOO OKAY. PFFFT. CALL ME TONIGHT YEAH.(: AND I UPDATED!(: GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP.YAY.
sheryl: yay i miss you too!(:
oh you fill my world with colours;
3:27 AM
i havent posted in like a week. oh wellll.
SLEEEEEEPOVER LAST FRIDAY! joleney didnt come.): but still. anyway.skipped training that day.:D and met sarah,missa and gerry at plaza sing where we watched just my luck! it was nice. and sarah squealed everytime dougie appeared.the theatre was packed! and we were sitting like in between a bunch of bimbos and this family who had a kid who left is shoes blocking the way. pffft.and behind us were these ah lians and in front ah bengs.HOW NICE. pffft. gerry was carrying this really weird huge bag.HAHAHA. it was like from swarovski? but like considering someone would probably have to buy smth first and in the process spend quite alot, at least give away smth nicer right! and she brought along her soft toy rabbit which is the same age as her and a SARONG cuz she was afraid it would be cold.HAHA.
went to sarah's house and sat on the bed making a mess and eating. then ananya came and we did prank calls!hahhaha. we called up sarah and missa's catechists and started singing ALLELUIA.but just when they answered,all of us turned around and burst out laughing leaving ananya to sing on her own.HAHAHAHA! and all the other people we called didnt answer their phones.pfffft. wasnt the whole point of having a handphone was so you could be reached?
ate spaghetti and watched sleepover! next gerry and sarah wanted to play tarot cards but they didnt have any so we made our own.HAHAH. like all of us would be given 7 pieces of coloured paper and then we would write our own fortunes and the rest have to pick at random.hahaha. i picked one from ananya which was freaking disgusting okay.
"piss will come out from your nose".sheeesh. and she revealed how bimbotic she really was.(: gerry included drawings and stuff in her fortunes.hahaha.sarah barah got channel 27 for us but we didnt watch any of the matches.ooops.
then we had truth or dare. which turned out really boring cuz there wasnt any fun dares to do. so we played some "have you ever/never?" game. dirty little secrets spilled!hahaha. i love bandit. sarah barah's cat. so cute. bandit bandit bandit. slept at about 3am and mummy called me at 930 am the next morning luhh. went back to sleep and she called me an hour later again.which still only gives me like 7 hrs of sleep. and considering i woke up at 8 that friday, i was seriously tired okay.
had a yummy lunch at the restaurant. cant remember the name. sarah gerry and mel all had the same- spaghetti carbonara. so i tried a steak with roasted potatoes! OMG.IT WAS SO GOOOD. yummmy yummmy in my tummmy. it was super thick and had fat right in the middle of it. so nicee! and after that we still had DESSERT. all of us had smth different. i had a melon gelato, melissa had this white lava thing gerry had a panna cotta and sarah had the cake she always haves.
the melon gelato was served in a rock melon! so cool. and gerry kept stealing bites of it cuz she liked it. it was nice.(: the panna cotta thing was like cream and i dont like such creamy stuff so didnt like it much. sarah's cake and melissa's white lava thing was goood though. the white lava was this souffle thing and inside there was like warm custard. super nice.
after that huge lunch. went back to sarah's house and read magazines until missa's mum came. then all of us left. missa sent me home and in the car i realised that i got used to sarah's big big merc already.(: HAHA. went back and then we went over to his house to stay over again. slept at uhh 12? and work up at 1230 the next afternoon. watched tv the whole day. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! hahaha. even though i already watched it, its nice to see it on a bigger and clearer screen. but i dont think it was THAT great lah. after all the hype and publicity it had i expected more. and zac efron isnt even hot. CAN YOU BELIEVE SHOO CRIED DURING THE MOVIE.hahhhahaa!
BACK TO SCHOOL! slack day. i realised i missed sharan alot. cuz i had so much to tell her throughout the whole of school.hahaha. janel kept going on about how i only watched soccer cuz of hot players. yeah, i admit it. but like the hot players i watch have the skills to match! if they were hot lunkheads and had no idea how to play the game. i wouldnt really watch it would it? the game would completely suck. i might as well just look at pictures of them. and at least in soccer you can be assured that all the guys will have completely hot bods.(:
had to join the rec team for a while during training. it was fine. it made me want to go back to training with the rec team again. jolene, vada heeqmah debb. like just doing drills and hitting no stress. i wouldnt mind. maybe im not cut out for playing competitive tennis? then why do i even want to try? pffft.
jolene thinks argentina will win this friday's match. I THINK NOT! germany will REIGN! even though it might seem that argentina is the stronger team. its NOT true. last year, germany and argentina played twice and both times it ended in a draw 2-2. obviously they would have improved in a year right? and looking at germany, they have been playing consistently and constantly playing better. i cant say the samy about argentina cuz i dont follow their matches.HAHA.oh wells. and the top scorers for the world cup so far are also from germany. KLOSE and PODOLSKI. they make a great pair and superb passes from LAHM always shows their opponents goal to be peppered with shots.(: and BALLACK hasnt been shirking from his job as team captain. in the game against sweden, he gave at least 4 shots to the swede side and the goalkeeper only just managed to keep them form going in.
HOT PLAYERS.(:
*1.
PHILIPP LAHM (ger)
-no. 16 defender.
HOT HOT HOT!(: my future husband yay.(:
2.
MICHAEL BALLACK (ger)
-no. 13 midfielder.
OOHLALA.too bad he's married.
*3.
LUKAS PODOLSKI (ger)
-no. 20 forward
HOTTEST STRIKER EVER.(:
4.
ARNE FRIEDRICH (ger)
-no. 3 defender
he WAS the player whose name i did not know. BUT NOW I DO! AND HE'S HOT!
5.
FREDRIK LJUNGBERG (swe)
-no. 9 midfielder
he's a CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR MODEL. need i say more?(:
6.
FERNANDO TORRES (esp)
-no. 9 forward
he's the only reason why I even watch any of spain's matches.:D
7.
XABI ALONSO(esp)
-no. 14 midfielder
for my dear susie.(:
8.
DAVID VILLA (esp)
-no. 21 forward
for JOLENE. he'll look so much better without the stupid goatee
9.
CRISTIANO RONALDO (por)
-no. 17 forward
HOT LAH!
for sha's viewing pleasure(:*10.
STEWART DOWNING (eng)
-no. 20 midfielder
just found him. and he looks quite good dontcha think?(:
11.
LUCAS NEILL (aus)
-no. 2 defender
hottest player from down under.
12.
KAKA (bra)
-no. 8 midfielder
I FORGOT ABOUT HIM UNTIL SUSIE REMINDED ME.OOOOPS.(:
5 out of these 12 players are midfielders. then 4 are forwards and 3 are defenders. MIDFIELD HAS NEVER LOOKED GREENER.(:
the * names have no information about the players.
oh you fill my world with colours;
12:48 AM
Monday, June 19, 2006
A - Available: yes. SINGLE AND FABULOUS
A - Age: 14
A - Annoyance: Smoking and mrs pang
B - Best friend(s): LEER(since she's sitting next to me) sarah barah, joleney, sharan more.
B - Band: busted. before they broke up.): all american rejects more. no particular
B - Birthday: 20071992 same as sarah barah and tessaong!hahah.
C - Crush: no one.ooh i know.MIKE HE.(:
C - Country: Singapore
C - Cat: 2 kittens. given away.):
D - Dead pet's name: had a dead rabbit which i never named. and loads of dead fish.
D - Dad's name: Alan
D - Dogs: I WANT.
E - Easiest person to talk to: sarah barah, joleney, sharan, leer
E - Eggs: sunny side up!(:
E - Email:
mvp_mag@hm.comF - Favorite colour(s): GREEN. ORANGE. PURPLE. BRIGHT BRIGHT COLOURS.(:
F - Food: junk which im not supposed to eat. ROSTI!
F - Foreign language: uhh chinese?
G - Gummy bears or worms?: both
G - God: Yes
G - Good times: that day after PSLE where we started dancing and starred in our own version of singapore idol.hahahah.
H - Hair colour: brown
H - Height: 158 yes i know im short.sheesh.
H- Happy: (:
I - Ice cream: BEN & JERRYS CHUBBY HUBBY AND CHUNKY MONKEY!oohlala.gelato.(: scoopz.hahaha.alot alot.
I - Instrument: piano( does grade 1 theory count?) and uhh the recorder.haha.ooh and guitar!
I - Idol: MIKE HE.
J - Jewelry: earrings.
J - Job: Student
J - Jokes: none. i know janel has stupid ones.
K - Kids: I WANT TWINS!HAHAHA.twin girls.(:
K - Karate: nope.
K - Kung Fu: uhh.there's the kungfu video we made which is on youtube right now.haha.
L - Love or lust: Love
L - Longest car ride: to kl.
L - Lipstick or chopstick?: gloss!
M - Milk flavour: i dont like milk.
M - Mother's name: Jane
M - Movie last watched: garfield 2
N - Number of siblings: 1
N - Name of siblings: meredith/chun hyang
N- Name: magdalene
O - One wish: i want many wishes
O - One phobia: anything creepy crawlie.IMAGINE BEING COVERED IN ANTS CUZ THEY ALL GOT ATTRACTED TO A FREAKING BOTTLE OF PEPSI GOLD YOU WERE HOLDING.
O - Otter pop: whats that
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: divorced
P - Part of your appearance you like best: uhh. everything?hahahha.nooo.
P - Part of your personality you like best: ooh.i wanna say MY SMARTS.
Q - Quick or slow?: depends
Q - Queer or straight?: Straight
Q - Queen or king?: i wanna be a queen or princess and marry a king or prince.hahaha.
R - Reason to smile: uhh. talking to sarah. and listening to her rubbish.
R - Reality TV show: AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!
R - Right or left: right
S - Song last heard: Beautiful Love by The Afters
S - Sex: female
T - Time you woke up: 10 plus
T - Time Now: 210pm
T - Time for bed: When I'm tired
U - Unknown: CLIMATE CHANGES.stupid.
U - Unicorns: ooh so pretty.
U - U are: a girl
V- Vegetable you love: Potatoes, lady's fingers and SAMBAL KANG KONG!
V - Vegetable you hate: bittergourd.
V - View on politics: I SHOUD BE THE PRESIDENT.and peace will reign.(:
W - Worst habit: screaming.for no particular reason.
W - What's up: ceiling
X - X-rays: 1
X - X-rated: reminds me of EUROTRIP.
Y - You have something to say?: I rock(:
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: the poifull that leer keeps stuffing in my mouth.
Z - Zoo animal: Monkey, High-class!
Z - Zodiac: Monkey
Z - Zoolander: movie i havent watched.
THERE.IM DONE SARAH.WHEN IM SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AND GLOBAL WARMING AND WHATEVER RUBBISH.
oh you fill my world with colours;
10:43 PM
Sunday, June 18, 2006
i havent posted in about a week.hahaha.I MISS SARAH BARAH.): joleney came over on fridayyy.supposedly to make me watch the korean show with her.SASSY GIRL CHUN HYANG.but after watching one episode, she decided to watch E MO ZAI SHEN BIAN instead!HOHO.I CONVERTED HER.its damn nice.and she agrees with me!HAH I WIN! mike he is hot!hahahaha. she changed her mind after looking at him kiss rainie.HAHA. he's so hot. HEY SARAH!LI XIANG QING REN. ideal lover eh?(:
also went for friday's training. and almost died. my legs couldnt move. AND i almost vomited. but probably cuz i didnt eat anything in the morning, so there was nothing to vomit out. the H20 made it worse. rahh.
sarah barah's coming back tomorrow sarah barah's coming back tomorrow.YAY! and SAMMMM should be coming back tomorrow too?(:
oh nooo. we need to finish geog. we've only done 16 problems.OH NO. and ANNABELLE TEE HUI LIN. CAN YOU SEND ME THE FREAKING VIDEOS!I NEED TO PUT IT ALL TOGETHER! ahhhh.
dumdadum. dumdadum. i've been thinking alot.HMMM.cant wait for next month!((((:
went out with daddy yesterday.HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO HIM!(: ate then went to sim lim where meredith got ANOTHER mp4 while i contemplated going against my apple boycott.HAHA.cuz the ipod video is like only 450 right now. if i want it daddy's gonna get it for meee.((((: i got my portable speakers! and they're LIME GREEEEN. oohlala. went to bugis after that where me and meredith took neos and gave them to daddy and mummy.HAHA. and mummy called us PRETTY GIRLS.yay.:D
sassy girl chun hyang is so funny. the stupid cai ling jie is such a bitch.PFFT. and jae hee is so ugly lah! jolene couldnt stand my uncle commenting all the time while we were watching. he said that the girl is meredith. so whenever i said jae hee is ugly, he would go EH DONT INSULT MEREDITH'S HUSBAND! ahahahaha.
i hate periods. I DONT WANT SCHOOL.
oh you fill my world with colours;
9:14 PM
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
HELLOOOO.(: first of all,i meant to say DAVID BECKHAM ahahha not MICHAEL BECKHAM.:D second of all, LAHM IS HOT. so is BALLACK.(: and third of all,
IM BACKKK!malaysia was alright.i watched cars.i got pissed off most of the time by AHEMMMMs.so yeah.because of them, i didnt get to shop properly when i was SUPPOSED TO.it was supposed to be MY day to just shop.and i had only like less than 3 hours.what shit.couldnt buy anything at all.only got like 3 pairs of slippers.which we rush bought.the green mascara looked weird.and there wasnt the liquid eye liner.RAHHH.and the adidas shirts i wanted that mummy was supposed to buy wasnt in kl.WAH LAU.and i was supposed to shop in ipoh,where there was the shirts.RAHHH.
had chinese meeting today.mummy told me to take 158 down to parkway so i did.and i asked the bus driver if it went to parkway and he said it did.and guess what,IT DOESNT. it went all the way to aljunied and serangoon and stopped at serangoon central interchange.!!! and i still dont have my phone back so i had to use a freaking public phone and hten take a 7 bucks cab ride down to parkway.where leer, xinyi belle and oxq STILL werent at burger king.and i had to walk to customer service to use the phone to call them.RAHHH.i need my phone back.
xinyi's so funny.she ordered a double mushroom swiss.and she doesnt like beef.so she didnt eat it at all.she paid like 6 bucks for 3 bites of bread, a sprite and onion rings. took a cab down to belle's house and oxq was so scared of the dog!hahaha. we finally started on our filming only at about 2. and we took super long just to get the first scene.the proposal one cuz i kept laughing and forgetting my lines.HAHA. the last scene was the worst lah.we took like 32 takes then we finally got a perfect one.then the OH SO SMART BELLE decided to delete it.WTF.so we had to take another 2 takes to get it.so annoying lah.
took a bus to aljunied with oxq and took mrt down to kallang where mummy picked me up. now at uncle's house. cuz apparently jon and alicia need someone to "look after" them.alicia is like pri3 and she acts as if she's 2? so freaking retarded. she like fights for her father's attention all the time. thats probably why jon and alicia keep fighting. its like they both keep wanting their dad's attention. and thye're such spoilt brats. if i had children like that, i'll probably give them a slap and leave them to cry. (: thats what i feel like doing to them righ now. in fact jon actually forces himself to cry. when ihe's unhappy bout smth, he starts raging and screaming and then squinting until he cries. for nothing. oh god.
TAG REPLIES!
anon: uhh yeah.its david.haha.
sarah: i just watched it for fun lah! i dont even get the game plus the german players ARE hot. so is MICHAEL BALLACK okay.hurr hurrr. isnt peter crouch his son or smth? SARAH YOU'RE IN AFRICA NOW.AND I WANT YOU BACK YOU GOOOOOOON.haha. DRAMA RAMA LAMA DRAMA MAMA DAMA.okay.haha.i cant get into your blog again.its taking a long time to load.who's frank lampard? he sounds familiar.HMMM.im getting blur. between all the players. haha.i think i should just stay faithful to my MIKE HE.(: and you to your astroboy.(((((:
stace: you didnt leave your link lah! and and and i didnt say anything about owen!did i? AND GERMAN PLAYERS ROCK.pffft. how dare you insult my hot hot german players!
sha: IM BACK! and i misssed you toooo! GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY. THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOUR RONALDO!and i DO NOT want to die for herrr.NOOOO. PHILLIP LAHM PHILLIP LAHM PHILLIP LAHM.THAT IS MY CHANT.hahaha!
broc: IM BACK!and i missed you too.(:
jubjub: who are you?haha i meant beckham actually.
sheryl: aww.i missed you too!(:
jt: haha yes yes. michael beckham is the product of my imagination. but the name sounds quite nice.haha.
shoo: HAHA. there. now we compromise. cherries and tequila.HAHA. LOVEEEEEE.
oh you fill my world with colours;
7:29 AM
